Pun-Stealer
once you have stated a joke or “pun” and n-body noticed you even talked, the person sitting directly beside you repeats the joke and everybody heard it and he/she gets all the laughs and all the credit for your unique joke.
(you) “why can’t helen keller drive a car?…because she’s a woman!!!!”
(crowd)—–(didn’t acknowledge your existence)—-
(pun-stealer) “why can’t helen keller drive a car?…because she’s a woman!!!!”
(crowd) “hahahaha!!! he’s so funny, if only i were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! i bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!
(you) “i hate you, you friggin’ pun-stealer! i will eat your first born child!”
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