male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.
bill: how does tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? he’s hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
jeff: that’s cause tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.
just a weird dude that looks like alien that dude is such a squig, he looks like he just landed here “part flesh, part fungus, but mostly teeth and claws.” an odd, bipedal, slimey (and very toothy) creature that warhammer night goblins keep for a. an excelent distraction to opposing armies. as an added bonus, […]
- big red doge
super insane price-checking god that descended from the third arm of vishnu to price-check katowice skins. wow, that guy got a big red doge price-check!
pounding an entire bottle of wine and then using the empty bottle to shove the cork as far up your -ss as possible. mike said he gave himself an 8″ corkbuzz last night. there is no way he got past the neck.
a friend who is a dumb-ss “bruh, you a murpet “
make america suck less. the moto of the 2016 elections. hey tim, which candidate did you like better? tim: i didn’t like any, i just voted for the one that will masl.