punching a hole in the chocolate bar
an act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) partic-p-nt uses one’s p-n-s to “punch” a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one s-xually. please note that the “chocolate bar” must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term “punching the chocolate bar.”
guy1: hey, i just shoved my p-n-s into a hardened t-rd.
guy2: been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: can’t help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
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