purnis
a purse for your p-n-s
i adore your amazing purnis, patrona!
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- curved tv
a ridiculously overpriced variation of a much cheaper hdtv. a technology fad which companies do just because they can. this type of tv is for people who have too much money and/or have no life. kid to parent: whatcha doin’? parent: buying this new innoative technology called “curved tv”. kid: oh no!
- crotch curtain
also known as a human f-nny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates. mike: hey carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter. carl: d-mn, he has a huge crotch curtain! mike: yeah. just like every other person that rides a scooter in disney world
- chalkboard moment
getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole cl-ss see tom: man im so embarr-ssed i had a chalkboard moment earlier. eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the cl-ss.
- cahm
an intense -rg-sm. oh man, during that powder tree run i was cahming so hard!
- slapping the bone
whacking off furiously ew! this creep -ss sent me a snapchat of himself slapping the bone!!!