i am so puzzled as to why people cant keep my d-mn name out their mouth.
slightly to moderately drunk.
come over tonight, we’re going to get puzzled on some brew.
- long doggo
a doggo with a long snoot. heck, look at that long doggo.
- b*tt yawn
the first fart or “sphincter stretch” of the morning. while you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. the “b-tt yawn” usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. this fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be […]
when the sun and moon are visible at the same time. hey look there is a sunmoon, how beautiful.
- bis*xual bandit
a bis-xual woman that has touched you immensely in a emotional or/and s-xual way and you feel robbed of something materially or emotionally. you may not know of what she took and dont know what gang she is affiliated to in terms of s-xuality. mike: i had the best s-x of my life with nicole […]