bisexual bandit

a bis-xual woman that has touched you immensely in a emotional or/and s-xual way and you feel robbed of something materially or emotionally. you may not know of what she took and dont know what gang she is affiliated to in terms of s-xuality.
mike: i had the best s-x of my life with nicole last night. i am missing my watch though.

chris: i thought she was g-y. she is such a bis-xual bandit.

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