quandary
a state of perplexity
me at the moment
i was in a quandary whether or not to go out
the plural form of quandary.
a state of uncertainty as of what to do.
i’ve been faced with some rather difficult quandaries. i contemplated selling my children to the local pederast, but instead crossed the rubicon and bought some ethiopian children from sally struthers to work in the area rock quarry to make the down-payment on my new yacht.
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