a quasi-nude is a sort of nude. it’s not all nude and it’s not all hidden.
dude jenna sent some quasi-nudes to me.
really? i guess that’s better than receiving nothing.
when you do something sneaky and shout out ratatata i stole his sandwich *shouts* ratatata
- reverse snowblower
when a guy is eating a girl out and she squirts in his mouth and the guy then spits all the c*m in the girls face man that girl last night was crazy, she made me give her a reverse snowblower!
- sang lucci
a herb. someone who believes chipotle is their life. when i go to new york, they call me sang lucci and i order a philly cheese steak.
- sarasota happy hour
the best time of the day to increase one’s chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female. roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. he was always *ssured of getting off during sarasota happy hour.