Quote Criminal
a person who doesn’t think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of dvds in the perps apartment. dave chappelle, family guy, napolean dynamite, ali g., and monty python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
“‘i’m rick james, b-tch!’ ‘ow… ow… ow… ow… ow…'”
“jeff, stop being such a godd-mn quote criminal!”
“very nice!”
“alright, i’m leaving.”
“i left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire monty python routines. ugh!”
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