QWERTY Punch


the action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headb-tt their keyboard leaving the “qwerty” keys imprinted on their forehead
i overheard a colleague stating they would “rip my work to shreds” so i qwerty punched that b-tch.

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