Rally to Restore Sanity
made in response to political pundit and former cardboard doom sign activist glenn beck’s “rally to restore honor”. it is the last bastion of true civil discourse in a public meeting in the five star f-ck-up that has become the u.s.a. held on october 30th, 2010 at the national mall in washington d.c., it promises to be a merger of ideas and non-hyperbolic agreement for all who partic-p-te. jon stewart and stephen colbert are joint hosting the event which will be met with high attendance as well as state level local meetings to watch the epic display of truthiness.
hey jim! you forgot to pack the generic angry signs!
oh no bill, we won’t be needing those at the rally to restore sanity.
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