Random Anime Buddy
the anime buddy that everyone knows/has, but is too embarr-ssed to tell anyone else.
tim: why did you not answer my call?
jacob: i was on the other line.
tim: with who? your random anime buddy?
jacob: (pause) no.
tim: shenanigans!
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