razor acne
an affliction, typically of post-p-b-scent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or -n-s or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.
i downloaded a sh-tty p-rn. the guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. it was nadsty. as in, he shoulda used nads.
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