read and chill



when you are so poor that you can’t afford netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your “friend” for a short time before starting to f*ck.
*after pretending to have read something*

person 1: i don’t like the main character, it’s very unoriginal
person 2: ok… can we just f*ck now?
person 1: i thought we would just read and chill!

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