Rebecca Puretz
this indirectly blunt broadway ensemble dancer was born and currently lives in new york city and enjoys using spray-paint to graffiti her cramped, one bedroom flat. she makes a living by creating masterpieces using various medias, including but not limited to: old soda cans, worn out markers, and hair from her many pet gerbals. the term “starving artist” applies in rebecca’s case, as she can most likely be found mooching off her multiple friends, who address her as “bec.”
rebecca puretz has appeared in multiple broadway shows, including movin out in 2002.
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