recovery mode
an excuse for just about anything, basically means “i can do it, but not now”.
ideally to be in recovery mode means that one can’t perform an action because they have already done it recently and are still “recovering” from it. thought to be derived from the term people sometimes use to describe their state after an intense workout when they are supposedly weaker from straining themselves and can justify dismissing a challenge. because “recovery mode” allows someone to excuse themselves from doing something and make it seem like this was because they do it so much, it is often used by egotistical smart-sses and c-cky jocks. however it can also be used in a completely irrelevant way, often to great comedic effect.
example 1:
guy1: “…no way you go to the gym. look at you, so pinner!”
guy2: “if you think you’re so strong, why don’t we arm wrestle right now!”
guy1: “nah, i’m in recovery mode”
guy2: “sure, ever since the last time when i won!”
example 2:
teacher: “marco, why was your essay incomplete?”
student: “i was in recovery mode”
teacher: “oh…”
after taking a big poo, you find yourself unable or find it uncomfortable to perform simple tasks e.g. walking, sitting, running, moving of any kind.
it usually goes away with time but to speed things up you must stand up straight and then relax your -n-s muscles and you will exit recovery mode.
i just took a mad poo and im in horrible recovery mode
Read Also:
- rectum roulette
a game you play if you enjoy giving -n-l s-x where you’re never quite sure what the state of the -rs- is in, therefore it is a roulette of r-ct-ms. normal-tight-normal-loose-tight-g–ts-, you lose 🙂
- Hoeskank
an amalgamation of the words “hoe” and “sk-nk” jesus christ! nicole is such a hoesk-nk, all she thinks about is s-x.
- Hoffomania
a compulsive obsessional fixation with ex-knight rider and baywatch star and german pop idol david h-sselhoff. becoming increasingly and worryingly common. in severe cases the hoffomaniac retreats into an imaginary world of daytime tv amd excessive cereal eating where “the hoff” is regarded as a deity. the spread of hoffomania was crippling the economy.
- Hollerance
a form of tolerance that deserves a holler by those being tolerated. downstairs neighbors: “i can’t believe our upstairs neighbors put in ear plugs and never complain every time we party mid-week – such hollerance!”
- holla for a dolla conna
a nickname given to a person named connor who is a cheap hoe, holla for a dolla conna click tick tick tick click tick click tick holla for a dolla conna, you hoe