Red Christmas


when mah grandmother died cause she got shot and we were in the white van and then it turned to a red van and it became a red christmas. then there was no open funeral homes for my grandmother so we ate her on the dinner table and it was a red christmas that became a white christmas.
give her a red christmas, b-tch!

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