Red-Con One
1) in the us military, the term red-con is short for readiness condition and is used to refer to a unit’s readiness to respond to and engage in combat operations.
2) when a women suffer pms it is said that she is in a state of red-con one because of her possible mood swings and readiness to fight over any subject.
we’re going for the dinner but i have a red-con one bud. meaning: my wife is really b-tchy today and she has pms so don’t make inapropiate comments (bring bullet proof vest might be apropiate)
a loaded weapon with a round in its chamber, but with the safety on.
first squad! let’s go, we are red-con one! no firing unless ordered!
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