Red Light

the moment just prior to having uncontrollable diarrhoea. a red light gives you approximately 10 seconds to make it to the bathroom before wherever you are becomes ground zero for a “pooclear” explosion.
i was on the train to work this morning when without warning i got a red light and some f-cker was in the bathroom! i had no choice but to go in the sink!
a way of telling someone to be quiet, or shut up. or it can be used a way to interrupt.
-girl talking sh-t-
girl 1 – omg. she’s such a sl-t, like i would kick her -ss.
girl 2 – i’m going to have to red light you real quick. stop talking sh-t.

or.
-two males in fight-
guy – is it a scr-p? like what’s good? nize it.
guy 2 – nize it? red light, red light. come at me then.
a warning to tell someone when they’ve said a s-xual/racist/s-xist/rude comment.
1.”there are 2 things i like about that sweatshirt….-hint hint- your b–bs.”
“um, thats a red light comment, sir!”

2.”do all black people like fried chicken, delvohn?”
“red light.”
“oh, sorry”
1. saying no
2. negative
3. an immediate decline

4. stop
5. a shut down
6. the rejection of a proposal or suggestion
7.antonoym for greenlight
kelly: why don’t you do my homework tonight ?
example 1:
erica : redlight. i have alot of work too.

kelly : yeah i’d figured you’d say no lol .
example 2
person 1 : did you hear max asked kara out ?

person 2 : no, what did she say ?

person 1 : c’mon now dude that’s an obvious red light
example 3:
jerry: do you want to go bowling friday ?

peter: redlight, that’s a no go , there is a party !

jill is rambling so kate says redlight can you be be quiet.

etc !!!!!
having s-x with a girl on her period
i was red lighting this girl the other day and the condom broke so i got blood all over my d-ck
a lighted sign expressing that you should speed up and go through it.
shoot! red light!
-engine revs-
the red light blinkin on youre phone when someone called you or have a missed alert
d-mn ma red light hasnt blink for a min

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