Red Squirrel
an endangered squirrel that receives a disease from grey squirrels and is rapidly climbing the endangered list.
it has orange/red coloured fur, of a normal squirrel’s size, but not aggressive and unable to protect itself from the disease.
look around, red squirrel’s aren’t there.
a red headed mom who’s p-ssy is just the same color as a red squirrel
guy one: hey lance did you get some red squirrel?
lance: yep
(1) the eurasian red squirrel – a generally benign species of tree squirrel common in eurasia. due to the introduction of the eastern grey squirrel from north america, its numbers have been in a sharp decline throughout the british isles, however, contrary to anglo-centric -ssumptions, its population is still strong throughout the rest of eurasia and its conservation status is “least concern”, meaning that it is not remotely threatened.
(2) the american red squirrel – a species of tree squirrel common throughout the coniferous forests of north america. these little -ssholes have a tendency of nesting in human-build structures, causing significant damage to them in the process. like their eurasian counterparts, these destructive little rodents have a conservation status of “least concern”.
(3) a natural redhead, whose carpet matches her drapes.
person 1: the red squirrel is almost extinct!
person 2: so why does it have a conservation status of least concern and live in strong numbers everywhere from portugal to j-pan?
guy slang to identify a natural red-head female by her pubic hair.
she’s definately a “red squirrel”…license plate “rd sqrl” used by natural redheads.
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