next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. while the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. enjoy immediately!
andy: let’s stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!
dave: what on earth is that??
andy: we’ll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee…
dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are great!
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