retarded ejaculation
when, for some reason, a man cannot blow his sp-nk on time. also known as delayed -j-c-l-t–n, r-t-rded -j-c-l-t–n has plagued mankind since the dawn of chivalry, when men were supposed to care about a woman’s feelings. this brainwashing of care into the minds of men around the world has become the bane of s-xual pleasure for men. it becomes a block in their mind, stopping them from experiencing the power of shooting their load.
i suffer from r-t-rded -j-c-l-t–n.
during masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. your load merely dribbles down the sides of your d-ck.
josh- i was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured rosie o’donnell’s naked body…. i had a r-t-rded -j-c-l-t–n
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