Returd
(n.) when the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.
guy on the sh-tter- “yo, this deuce wants to stay in my -ss forever, f-ckin’ ret-rd!”
ret-rd
re·t-rd·ed, re·t-rd·ing, re·t-rds
v. tr.
1. to deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.
v. intr.
1. to be placed into someone’s colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces.
n.
1. a lump of twice-baked feces.
2. a person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.
3. a person who has been victimized by the act of ret-rding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone’s -n-s and shat out).
v. tr.
1. “i had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, i jammed it back in so i could ret-rd it.”
v. intr.
1. “look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds… he’s obviously been ret-rded.”
n.
1. “look at that unusually shaped ret-rd. it looks just like abe lincoln!”
2. “what a f-cking ret-rd.”
3. “oh my god! i can’t believe they did that to me. now i’m a ret-rd.”
a combination of a r-t-rd and a t-rd
person 1: hi guys i cant wait for this upcoming biology test!
person 2: shut up, ret-rd
an abbreviation for a r-t-rded t-rd.
“stop, being a ret-rd and take your medication!”
a cross between a r-t-rd and a t-rd
“leanne, you’re such a ret-rd!”
someone who is seemingly r-t-rded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete sh-t.
random 1: hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
random 2: what a complete ret-rd!
random 1: yep, he sure is ret-rded.
dumb as sh-t.
tom is a ret-rd.
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