Reverse Canker
the act of sitting on a toilet backwards, so your knees touch the wall behind the toilet, and pushing excrement through the -n-s, so that it spills down the front of the bowl and stains it really badly.
john: for f-ck’s sake, mark, i can’t go into that toilet.
mark: why, john?
john: some pr-ck did a reverse canker in there…
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