Reverse Darth Vader
the act of a step-father telling his child for the first time that he is not indeed the child’s real father.
father: son, i have to tell you something.
child: yes?
father: i am not your real dad. your mom slept around in school and forced me to do a reverse darth vader. i’m sorry son.
child: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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