69 performed after each party performs the salute from three amigos
dusty bottoms and lucky day are the most experienced in the reverse hombre
- hot pocket straw
when you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a bl*w j*b and they get a snack. i gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.
a person who is cuddle-able and comforting. i was upset so i went to my schmooshy for some love.
a guy’s ability to see any situation as potentially leading to s*x. the waitress said, “i’m julia and i’ll be your server tonight.” jay turned to his friend and said, “she wants me.” the friend said, “you manterpret everything.”
- dusty brush
when you know you have to take a dump, but you really have to fart, and you fart not quite enough to poo your pants. it’s a close call to actually sh*tting. i really had to fart and it ended up being a dusty brush. now i need a bathroom.