a person who is cuddle-able and comforting.
i was upset so i went to my schmooshy for some love.
a guy’s ability to see any situation as potentially leading to s-x. the waitress said, “i’m julia and i’ll be your server tonight.” jay turned to his friend and said, “she wants me.” the friend said, “you manterpret everything.”
- dusty brush
when you know you have to take a dump, but you really have to fart, and you fart not quite enough to poo your pants. it’s a close call to actually sh-tting. i really had to fart and it ended up being a dusty brush. now i need a bathroom.
inexpensive pizza bought at small brick and mortar locations in highly populated urban areas, the hallmark of which is the “dollar slice” i’m gonna get some streetza before getting a car home.
the front door to donatello, leonardo, michelangelo, raphael and splinter. the black part of a mans soul. and, i suppose if you g-y you could go for a man hole. “pizza delivery..?” “i had my heart sucked down this manhole.” “my manhole needs service” a male -ss..particularly used to engage s-x with if your g-y […]
- eggnog handshake
when you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then c-m on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after i jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave […]