Reverse Jesus


reverse jesus was born on good friday and died on christmas day, when he was hunted down by three wise men for outstanding debts of frankincense and myrrh. reverse jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins.
reverse jesus makes you forget how to fish entirely.

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