reverse shotgun wedding
a rushed marriage that crumbles to pieces after a couple of months. derived from a “shotgun wedding” where the bride and groom are forced to marry due to an expectant child. in a reverse shotgun wedding, the couple is rushed amongst themselves and the whole thing blows up in their face.
person 1: did you hear about kent’s marriage? what a disaster!
person 2: well what do you expect? everyone knew it was a reverse shotgun wedding.
when a friend of yours thinks a great idea to get married, though months into it realizes it is absolutely horrendous and awful, but he can’t get out of it because there is a child on the way.
person 1: hey, can you believe what happened to kent? just a shame…
person 2: who gives a cr-p. he had his chance to get out of this reverse shotgun wedding, but he’s screwed now…forever…
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