rich redneck
someone who is capable of paying to have a golf cart modified into a lifted 4×4.
hey bubba, did yew see da mudders on dat sweet cart?
dat yonder is one rich redneck.
a member of soceity exhibiting low cl-ss, redneck tendencies but has come into a large sum of money, whether it’s through a self-made construction business, winning the lottery, or through a large inheritance.
said individuals may live in $30,000 houses but own $300,000 fishing vessels, or the luxury vehicle of choice includes a tahoe or yukon, preferably the xl version. wifes of said individuals drive these with their stick families in the window, as well as numerous oversized magnets supporting their favorite sec football team. alabama crimson tide fans are notorious for this.
attire for such individuals includes costa del mar sungl-sses on a string, columbia pfg fishing shirts, visors instead of hats, and sperrys or flip flops. miller lite is usually the beer of choice.
activities of indivuduals include “huntin’, shootin’, fishin’, golfin’, and sec football ranks at the top of life’s priorities
you see ted’s new 30′ contender? yeah, he picked that up along with a yukon xl denali for his wife. they’ve already got the “big a” on the back window and a wildlife license plate….must be a rich redneck. what’s he do? oh he won a lawsuit for a large sum of money. guess he won’t be saving for retirement. he blew it all on what you see there. he used to live in shady oaks trailer park. just proof you can’t give rednecks money.
people who’s low cl-ss roots continue to show despite their affluence. these people prove that you can take the person out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the person. such cl-ssy items as limited edition pick up trucks, signed nascar memorbelia, and stereo systems the size of a small car all serve as proof that the rich redneck is a valuable demographic to not be overlooked.
my best friend has the unfortunate hobby of not only chewing tobacco but also spitting it on his parent’s new oriental rug. his father drives a limited edition pickup truck, his mother’s mercedes has more bling on it than snoop dogg, and the family uses the yard for target practice. they are serve as shining examples of what a rich redneck is.
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