rik cheese
typically, rik cheese is the sweaty undergrowth found near the taint region on men with the first name rik. it is aged for 7 years, and has a certain stench that can be smelled with the index and middle fingers. it is the best type of cheese for spreading, and goes well with pizza.
i just wiped my rik cheese on that trid
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