middle cl-ss town in bergen county. some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a bmw 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of “fake” rich people there who drive maybe a c cl-ss mercedes, and drive it like its an s cl-ss. or a 3 series bmw and drive it like its an m6. i know a family who’s parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, and they both own companies. yet they have an acura and a mercedes. you never know what you’ll find in river edge. highlights include cvs, red (river edge diner), habit burger, dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. river edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; oradell.
“did you hear about river edge nj?”
“never heard of it”
“ill show you”
“there are alot of mcmansions here”
- pulling a donna
making people think you care but then turning around and being the c-ntiest c-nt in c-ntland she was pulling a donna so i blocked that irrelevant b-tch.
describing the female reproductive system of a woman who produces numerous children, often with little down time between. that tramp’s cooch is a pezgina, she just keeps popping out one baby after another like a pez dispenser.
- puking baby
life of being a mom in two words i am the mother of a puking baby
- pimms cup
when you and your partner are doing it, then you just start jack hammering and spin 360° while you drink soda water last night we decided to try doing the pimms cup and now we have ants. cos that’s how we get ants.
- hot back soup
when you c-m on someone’s back and your c-m pools into the small of their back. i made hot back soup with tammy last night.