river surfer
1. one who gives up california surfing for blue b-lls surfing rivers in canada in the winter
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes
“calgary blue” aka “blue b-lls” is a river surfer extraordinaire, because he surfs river waves in the canadian rockies all winter.
1) one who surfs river waves on a board. in winter too. in canada in the winter even.
2) knows all about kayaker girls with std’s (see definition: kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue b-lls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a sh-te.
dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? he got std’s from those kayaker girls. it’s -20c out, his b-lls must be shrunk by now.
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