Roadside Bouquet


a person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. the word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.
“dude! did you see that guy in the motorcyle? he had to be going at least a hundred!” “yea, i also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. regular roadside bouquet.

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