the extreme pleasure bae gets after initial penetration
wow bae you really gave me a rockgasm last night.
the estatic feelings one achieves when rock music and emotion intertwine resulting in extreme pleasure to the cerebrum and the genitalia
holy sh*t i just got a huge rockgasm and wet myself listening to rns!!!!
an *rg*sm occurring when listening to a face melting song. only the genres of rock, blues, funk, and soul have the amount of s*x power to make one achieve this greatest pleasure!
listen to eric clapton’s godly guitar, robert plant’s explosive vocals, jimmy page’s epic grooves, jimi hendrix’ wailing guitar, pete townshend’s loud guitar roars, roger daltrey’s screams, jim morrison’s poetic lyrics, etc. you will achieve a rockgasm and you will beg for more.
a spontaneous, uncontrollable rush of emotion and joy experienced while listening to rock and roll music, especially heavy metal. will likely be accompanied by screaming “roooooocckkk” while making the “sign of the horns/fist of metal” and/or furious headbanging. note: the rockgasm may or may not be accompanied by an actual *rg*sm. may also be used as a verb.
dude, i just had a rockgasm while listening to tenacious d!
oh man, i just rockgasmed hardcore to steel panther and now i have to change my shorts.
the *rg*smic feelings one gets when hearing the perfect rock song hit them just right
when eric clapton hit that solo in sunshine of your love, i think i had a rockgasm
:: when you have a fear of b*tch*s or female dogs coming towards you or har*ssing you “katie are you ok?!” “yea but casey that girl is coming towards me you know i have b*tchphobia!”
- b*m spray
what happens after *n*l and you dont use a condom guy 1: “hey man did you and the dan get it on last night?” guy 2: “yeah dude i totally got b*m sprayed! it was awesome!”
- chocolate turtleneck
a bowel movement during *n*l intercourse that surrounds the inserted p*n*s in fecal mater. after six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend rick like a boss.
- the vajalien probe
the vajalien probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral s*x to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner’s v*lv*. the final result gives an appearance that they are being facef*cked by a monster from alien. man, i am never giving stephanie head again: she gave me […]