roflshart



verb.

1. a rather unfortunate occurrence whereby someone is rolling on the floor laughing so hard that the exertion causes them to break wind, which, by a cruel twist of fate is not all gaseous in its nature.

2. a very quick way to stop getting invited to a variety of social gatherings.
e.g. “i haven’t been invited to anything since i roflsharted at jim’s funeral.”

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