the dc swamp witch

aka kellyanne conway: a vile creature that began her life in new jersey under a rock and moved to washington dc. this hideous creature spits venom and lies out her foul mouth every time it opens. her foul breath also acts like a drug confusing the listener from reality. know for her unkempt hair and falling face and shrill in the night. her power comes from the ‘magical pivot stone’ created by a dupont chemical mishap, which she found on a blueberry field and shoved up her v-g-n-
omg, have you seen the dc swamp witch on tv last night? she just would not answer a single question and the tv interviewer just rolled his eyes.

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