Rogin
the worlds best girlfriend, athletic, short, beautiful, stunning in every way possible. makes you smile 24/7. has more willpower and strength than anyone you will ever meet. walks tall and dreams big, doesnt back down for anyone. crazy good in bed and you cant ever get enough. once she takes your heart she wont ever let it go, and thats ok because once she has it you wont ever want it back.
brad: dude i wish i had someone like rogin to be mine
preston: im sorry bro but she is my girl
brad: you are one lucky guy
preston: i know im gonna make rogin my wifey, shes the love of my life
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