a bl**dy sh*t. usualy after an unfortunate series of blood farts.
trevor: hey matt did you try some food?
matt:i did but they gave me the roseberry poo.
love of my life that boy is the lomf.
- can i ride
someone asking can they sit on a man’s p*n*s/d*ck and move around on it, like in a very s*xual way 1) him: you’re a lawn and i wanna f*ck you so badly! her: can i ride? i’ll let you should punish me 😏😉😋😍
- because nope
a phrase to describe a response to a question that doesn’t require or need an elegant explanation. pretty much the go-to response to any question you don’t want to answer. friend 1: hey man! wanna go to that one club? friend 2: nah. friend 1: wtf? why not? friend 2: because nope!
- ashton kucher
an *sshole that does commercials for t-mobile but secretly uses sprint behind their back. blames and despises all those for anything of light and potential circ*mstances that involve growth, an end that doesn’t end and whatever begs for a belief beyond what makes them comfortable. likes small b*tts and he cannot lie. is also addicted […]