Rotten Scotsman
a “rotten scotsman” is acheived when a woman inserts her thumb into a man’s -n-s, squeezing and releasing his t-st-cl-s with one hand, and sucking and strocking his p-n-s with her mouth and other hand. the action gives the look that she is playing the bagpipes.
last night when sue was giving me a bl-w j-b, all of sudden she shoved her finger up my -ss and sqeezed my b-lls, all with the same hand. i asked her what the h-ll she was doing, and she said, “i’m giving you a rotten scotsman!”
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