rub-off factor
1. the result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of s-m-n generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was -j-c-l-t-d.
2. an element defined as being the extent to which a mental or p-rnographic fantasy, female companion, or yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.
1. the rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. but seriously, a fine jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything hugh hefner can provide.
checking the amount of spray on tan that has rub off on your clothes after a spray tan
girl 1: “what are you checking your shirt for?”
girl 2: “just checking my rub-off factor”
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