Rubber Sadness


a defeating sadness partic-p-nts receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue b-lls.
brett- did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?

steve- no man! i ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. i couldn’t risk it, so instead i had her give me a bl-w j-b.

brett- that’s the way to go. rubber sadness is the worst!

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