ruby throated mattress thrasher


a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having s-x.
when johnny took mary to the no tell motel he knew she’d do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.

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