Rule 104
every conversation will eventually turn to a) food and b) cats.
p1: “why do we end up talking about food and cats every time we have a discussion?”
p2: “rule 104, mate.”
if you are a gamer and are a witness of a chav being ran over or beet up by fellow gamer nerds or school nerds, when the group have disbanded this rule states that you must teabag said chav.
time for a quick rule 104
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