if someone walks slowly in front of you in the stairs/ escelators, you are obliged to push him/ her/ it.
person a: -walking slowly in escelator-
person b: -pushes person a-
person a: wtf?
person b: rule 153 bro.
person a: godd-mnit.
- jelly cupboard
when blood clots begin to ooze out of one’s b-hole as a result of rapid paced -n-l s-x with a severe lack of lubricants. there i was in caribou maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this vietnamese prost-tute in the sh-t shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. she probably ended up with a […]
- c*m creator
a male who can c-m multiple times before his p-n-s wilts. oh my god!! he’s a real c-m creator.
a cult made by tw-ts, for tw-ts, that is in every way inferior. i recently converted to omarism. now i have a good reason to kill myself.
- tug party
two men feverishly masturbating while making ship horn noises. jeff and dwayne were having a tug party in the taco bell restroom.
slightly acrid or sour s-xual secretions. female variant of sperment (see spermented) that girl is a gusher! it tasted kinda vinegary, though – like drinking k-mboocha!!