if someone walks slowly in front of you in the stairs/ escelators, you are obliged to push him/ her/ it.
person a: *walking slowly in escelator*
person b: *pushes person a*
person a: wtf?
person b: rule 153 bro.
person a: godd*mnit.
- jelly cupboard
when blood clots begin to ooze out of one’s b-hole as a result of rapid paced *n*l s*x with a severe lack of lubricants. there i was in caribou maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this vietnamese prost*tute in the sh*t shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. she probably ended up with a […]
- c*m creator
a male who can c*m multiple times before his p*n*s wilts. oh my god!! he’s a real c*m creator.
a cult made by tw*ts, for tw*ts, that is in every way inferior. i recently converted to omarism. now i have a good reason to kill myself.
- tug party
two men feverishly masturbating while making ship horn noises. jeff and dwayne were having a tug party in the taco bell restroom.