Russian Period
considering the fact that an egg is, for all intensive purposes, a chicken’s period, and vodka has for many generations been the drink of choice for russians. it is only appropriate that a russian period be a raw egg floated atop a shot of vodka.
did you see the russian period matt just drank? i hope he doesn’t throw up!
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