Rustic Beardman
a 6’6, full-bearded, stud of a man. intelligent, musically inclined, comp-ssionate, open-minded, spontaneous, and hilarious. other interesting pieces of information include: excellent cook, knows how to twerk, drives a moped, has a car-bed, and last but certainly not least–is a professional beard ride giver.
“did you see that manly man heading our way?!”
“oh, that’s rustic beardman!”
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