Martin Douglas
a man with such a small p-n-s that it is impossibe to even have s-x. or m-st-rb-t-. usually dies within a 10 years because of being deprived of s-x companionship.
were did martin douglas martin go and that twig of his
ohh hes in the ground down the road
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