Rusty Telescope
after having serious -n-l s-x with your partner, ram your sh-t covered d-ck into their eye socket. resembling a telescope
suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. “the peanut galaxy.
similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman’s -n-s instead of your lips. use the p-n-s like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.
warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
bill and john were just horsing around when bill gave john a rusty telescope. john laughed when bill went to adjust his “focus”
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