Rusty Thumboni
when someone is performing a rim job and simultaneously giving a handjob. at the moment of -j-c-l-t–n, the thumb of free hand slides into the chocolate starfish.
“this freaky chick is giving me a rusty trombone like a jazz legend, but then she flips the script and turns it into a rusty thumboni. now she’s my wife”
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